This is where I'm supposed to tell you that I'm not just a regular storyteller — I'm a cool storyteller. Truly, solving problems with language and making people pause their endless scrolling for 3-5 extra seconds is the fuel that keeps me going.
I've been living the agency copywriting life for 5 years, and I won't stop until every brand makes the Oxford comma part of their brand style guide. You're not putting a comma before "and" to end a list? Gross.
Hockey commentary and dog photos are available upon request, or a personalized, genre-organized playlist (if you really want to test my skills). Happy to chat over email, phone, Zoom, in person — there are so many options, it would be a shame to let them all go to waste.

Cheese!

Go Stars!

My dog, Daley!
